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Roombas as Pets

Roombas as Pets

Bruce Ediger

I’m a bit offended that iRobot doesn’t make an effort to get my Roomba’s gender correct.

Only one of these is a fortune

Only one of these is a fortune

Bruce Ediger

The results of two more dinners from the local strip-mall Chinese joint: surprisingly good beef-and-broccoli, the opposite of fortunes in my cookies.

8th Grade Stories

8th Grade Stories

Bruce Ediger

I was in 8th grade for the 1974-1975 school year. For some reason, my mother kept the 1975 edition of Comet, the yearbook of Ophelia Parrish Junior High School. I just re-discovered it.