inscrutable instructions

Got some landscape lights, solar powered LED lights to guide our steps in the backyard. The instructions have a few blunders.

This is what Google Maps on an Android smartphone shows you at one of the southbound I-135 exits for Newton, Kansas.

Bought a “Rechargeable Bird Table Lamp” from Amazon. These are possibly the worst instructions I’ve ever read.

Got a new desktop lamp from Amazon.

I purchased a C-3718-5B drafting chair from Wayfair. They drop-shipped it from China. The actual assembly instructions are OK, but it contains a few oddities.

My lovely wife got me a DjuiinoStar Spinning Top: Long Lasting (5-8 Minutes), with Glass Base (Diameter: 3.15"; Focal Length: -30cm; Edge Polished) For Christmas. It has some marvelous instructions!

Not quite an infinite loop, but these instructions do leave you in a strange place.

I can almost understand this label.