I usually dislike single-purpose tools. Single-purpose tools are either for tradesmen who do the same task repetitively, or they’re appliances that can’t be used in any other fashion.
One exception to this is the plastic hair-clog drain cleaner. It’s only useful on drains that have clogs of hair or other fibrous material, and you must have one in your abode, unless you and everyone who showers there is bald.
Have you ever tried to reproduce some text that contains a typo? That is, you try to type in some text that contains mistakes, for purposes of mocking whoever produced the original, mistake-laden rubbish?
You know how hard that is?
Two more real fortunes, both from the same strip mall Thai and Chinese joint as my previous fortunes.
My weirdest year.
Presented for your consideration, four fortune cookies I recently got from a strip mall Thai and Chinese food joint.
