inscrutable instructions

I can almost understand this label.

Bought some nail clippers from Amazon. The package had a SHIPPING SRAL

Bought a Compressed air Duster - 3 Gear Adjustable 100000RPM Electric air Duster with LED Light, Cordless air Blower for Computer Keyboard Car Cleaning Kit 9000mAh Rechargeable Dust Remover

Now even more inscrutable, with intermediate fire!

I got a fancy magnifying glasses headset with LED spotlights to help me build a small Z80-based computer kit