Fortune Cookies

4 fortune cookie slips

Presented for your consideration, four fortune cookies I recently got from a strip mall Thai and Chinese food joint.

I’ve found that fortune cookies only occasionally give you a “fortune”, a prediction of the future.

They’re mostly:

  1. Advice
  2. Compliments
  3. Asian-sounding pseudo-philosopy
  4. Only seldom a prediction of the future

Above, you can see 2 advice fortunes, one Asian-sounding pseudo-philosphical fortune, and one fortune that can, with enough charity, be considered as a prediction of the future.

The “… between the sheets” game works very well with a couple of the above fortunes.

Value your present moments… between the sheets

Treat yourself with the same dignity and respect you give others… between the sheets